I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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