What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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