her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
