just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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