He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
high people should be assigned attendants
It's just like the Real World with babies
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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