sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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