is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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