Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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