If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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