I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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