you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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