I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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