Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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