I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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