I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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