Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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