Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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