kristin has been a bad kristin
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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