so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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