Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
if i can run in heels then i can drive
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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