New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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