You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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