sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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