i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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