Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
