Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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