remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
try to milk me bitch
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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