Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
bring money and cleavage
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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