that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
