I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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