I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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