i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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