i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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