he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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