let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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