Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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