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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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