shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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