The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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