Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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