i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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