You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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