How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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