**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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