on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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