I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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