Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Randomize
