You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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