Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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