what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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