As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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