Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize