so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
All I want is dick and wine.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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