Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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