I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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